I was watching oodles of YouTube vids about Christian apologetics (why I did such a thing without finishing my coffee, I don’t know), and somebody in the criticism comments referenced this article.

I almost spit my coffee out reading it. The article is a bit stale–nearly 10 years old–but so damn good I couldn’t help but share it in case some of you hadn’t seen it yet.

I know I hadn’t.

Just too funny, because it makes me wonder.

Maybe this is where that “Cain knew his wife” finally begins to make sense. But maybe not, because there are some serious geography issues that need clarifying.

Oh, well.

https://www.theonion.com/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-world-1819571221